words cannot even express how much I want to watch netflix and cuddle with a cute guy right now/for the rest of my life


kwikemart:

i envision a relationship with every single person i find attractive and i need to stop doing that cause its getting my hopes up for nothing and making me sad

(via bionicat)



enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via disagreed)




hatfullofsky:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

(via appalachianmountaingirl)


stephenhawqueen:

could you imagine if makeup was a common thing for all genders. think about the makeup commercials for straight cis guys. get that natural pink glow to pick up chicks. perfect smokey eye to make all your bros jealous. manly matte lipstick to intimidate other players on the football field

(via thehesitantkraken)



kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via veinesarc)